evrei vs. arabi

Un saudit, unu’ din Qatar, unu’ din Dubai si
un israelian stau la o cafea, la New
York.

Zice arabu’:

– Am ceva bani pusi de-o parte si cred
c-o sa cumpar Citibank.

– Si eu am niste bani in plus, zice ala
din Qatar. Am sa cumpar General
Motors.

Adauga si cel din Dubai:

– Am trimis deja oferta sa cumpar
Microsoft.

Toţi trei se uita la israelian… Asta
mai trage o inghititura, nu-si ridica
capul si mormaie hotarat:

– Nu vand nimic!

test evreu

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