Nu este nici o păcăleală, chiar trăim in România, condusă de păcălici votaţi de nişte păcăliţi!
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“You are free to do as you want, but you are not free to escape the consequences of your actions.”
- Dean Clifford
online dating
In the online dating world, women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone “fat.”
men vs. women 2
If a man and a woman fell off a 11-story
building at the same time, who would
reach the ground first?
The woman, the man would get lost.
porn
The average male 18-35, spends 570 hours a year watching pornography and only 52 hours a year having sexual relations with another person.
women talking
Femeile vorbesc cel mai putin in februarie, deoarece este cea mai scurta luna. Pentru asta in martie barbatii le fac o multime de cadouri.
Women talk less in February, because is the shortest month. For this in March guyes gives a lot of gifts!
lapte sucking off
Cand m-am nascut am avut doua optiuni: sa fiu fata sau baiat.
Eu am ales-o pe a doua, ca am zis ca e mai bine sa termin de supt la un an decat sa ma apuc de la 16.
Whwn I was born I had two options: to be a boy or a girl.
I choose the first one, as I said it’s better to finish sucking at one year old than getting starting at 16
